Title: Fifty Shades of Grey
Author: E L James
Pages: 514
Genre: Adult Fiction, Romance, Erotica
Published: 2012
Summary:
WARNING MATURE CONTENT IN THE BOOK!
This book is about Anastasia who is
doing an interview of Christian Grey for her best friend who couldn’t do it.
Although she didn’t want to she finds this man to be interesting and she is
drawn to this beautiful man. Christian feels the same that he wants her but on
his conditions. He wants her to sign a contract where he they meet on his terms
and it has no feelings involved in the contract. However, Ana feels that she
needs more and wonders why he can’t have a relationship and has a need of
demand.
Writing:
The writing somehow, to me, felt a
bit…how should I put it, fanfiction-ish. If you’ve read fanfictions or
scenarios you know what I mean. It was as if a teenager around 15+ was writing
her fanfiction and was being all giggly and didn’t know exactly which words to
use or how to phrase certain things, don’t get me wrong, it’s not bad writing,
I just feel that it could’ve been more mature since it is an adult fiction.
Certain things really got to me and annoyed THE CRAP out of me like: “My inner
goddess”. I CAN’T tell you how many times Anastasia said it in the book, it’s
okay if she said it three times at the most throughout the book but she said it
so many times that it bothered me and it felt like I was watching one of those
Gilette commercials where they sing “I’m your Venus, I’m your fire, Your
desire” and no, please tell me she does not say it as often in the other two
books. Second, “down there”, seriously? It’s an adult fiction! Write the words
for the “hoo-haa” instead of down there, I understand that this girl was a
virgin and never explored on her own and such but come on. She can’t be that
ashamed that she can’t even say the word of her own “vagaygay”.
SPOILER ALERT!
Best part:
I do like this book I really do, if
you take away all the sex scenes, which would be like 90% of the book, it would
be quite a good love story. Though, being the typical giggly girl who can’t
take sex scenes seriously in books, I thought they were the best parts because
I laughed so much, not out loud but quiet to myself. No, I am not that person
that gets turned on by reading dirty stuff in books but those scenes are funny.
I don’t mean funny as in haha he whipped her clitoris or haha she’s never done
this and is nervous, it’s more when I read the description and I picture it in
my head I just laugh, I can’t explain it better, if you’re like my you
understand.
Worst:
I don’t have a specific scene for
this part but what I don’t like is some minor things about Anastasia. She can
really get on my nerves at some points throughout the books because the things
that she feels, or think and such just annoy me to the marrow of my bone
because she has feelings for Mr. Grey there is no doubt yet there are moments where
she doesn’t like the idea of just having sex without any feelings involved from
his side and yet she endures it to be with him because otherwise she goes mad
and has these sex dreams about him and then again feels that there should be
more and tries to learn more about him. Yet in the end she decided to leave
him, it was her decision from the start to sign the contract and now it’s not
right yet I’ve spoiled for myself and now what happens in the second book, hehe
but still. She can be a bit annoying. Now I’m not saying Mr. Grey is flawless,
oh no he is not, but at least he has his reasons for being dominant and having
those control needs. I just think Anastasia is a bit confused.
Rating:
This book was good but not amazing and since Anastasia got on my nerves a bit too much I thought it wasn't as enjoyable as it could've been. If you're underaged DO NOT read these books!